I have exactly two presents left to buy. Two. Both for Isabelle Rose, my kid.
Black Friday: Done-ski
Cyber Monday: KaBOW!

That means I bought five children worth of presents, one husband, and even squeezed in some birthday presents for the teeny tiny squirrel who will be turning seven in about two weeks. Someone buy me a drink.
And, I just re-read what I wrote, and I feel I want to clarify that I did not BUY five children. I wouldn’t do that. I would allow them to pay me money and then bring them home. NO, I really wouldn’t do that. I already HAVE five children, and I wouldn’t feel right taking money from children knowing I was going to leave them on the street corner while I go buy myself something nice with their money.