One Day

I will be published on more than the internet

I won’t be terrified of lice

I will have arm muscles

I will go overseas with that man-o-mine

I will get caught up on my scrapbooking

I will have a TV that doesn’t shut off willy nilly

I will successfully convince people to use the word bunk

I will have my own garden

I will drive a Karmann Ghia

I will laugh so hard it hurts

I will order room service in my hotel room because the book I am reading is too good to stop

One day.