I’ve yelled this word to my son at least six times tonight. I won’t tell him what to do anymore. I just yell, “FOCUS!”
It’s because, like so many people, he can’t focus on what really matters. I say, ” Son, read me this poem.”
I look up and he is poking himself in his nipple with his pencil.
I say, “write your words once each. “
I look, and he is attempting to silently open a to-go wet wipe and rub down his legs. Silently.
I sent him to make his lunch and proceeded to read a few articles. I need a break.
I came across one about a girl who is offended that her high school principal appears to play favorites. He has double standards for boys and girls and spouts cliche quips to both genders.
“Modest is hottest!” Really dude? Pull your head out. I get your point, but you should promote high school girl hotness in no way. Zero. Not at all. It’s creepy. Now, go shave your mustache.
“Boys will be boys.” Uh. This sounds like a lawsuit waiting to happen. Again, I see your point, but you need to broaden your scope and realize you hold a position of influence. Are you really wanting to turn out a class of mediocre men from your campus? How about raising the bar and changing it up a bit? Be original for once and decide nothing less than gentlemen will be roaming your halls.
Whatever you do, get some new sayings. Quick.
I skimmed the article and had to laugh out loud because I realized I needed someone to yell, “FOCUS!” At me. I think I know where Sam gets it. I’m valid. Look.
She’s making a statement. Good for you, sister.
::dramatic throat clearing and whisper::
Honey, if you are going to make a bold statement. Go for it. Say it however you like. However, if you want people to take you seriously use proper grammar. Why the capital A? Even more pressing than the idiotic remarks from your principal? Your use of made up words in your protest signage. “Alright” is not actually a proper word. Two words: All right.
I know what you want to say right now. You want to tell me it’s in the dictionary. Just because a word is in the dictionary does not proper a word make it.
In the same way that millions of maroons pronouncing it “expresso” is also incorrect. If you want to be a stand out, go against the flow, and make yourself seem more correct than the one you are standing against, win with your brain. Don’t be the missing line from Alanis Morissette’s Ironic.
Also. Where’s your shirt?