Can You Tell Me Why

  • every time I log on to Firefox it wants to update me, even if I have in fact only updated minutes before signing in?
  • mice want to eat through my wall, literally, eat through my wall?
  • I can’t grasp being content like Paul?
  • I suffer from allergies on snowy days?
  • teenagers must fight against showering?
  • I make plans to work out, but instead of seizing the moment, I wait, and then sleep on my couch instead?
  • some people do not laugh at The Breakfast Club?
  • we do not have our own television show?